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The Company
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The Company

You are now on payroll.

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The Company does one thing.
The Company pays.

There is no product. There is no roadmap. There are no meetings, no standups, no quarterly reviews. The Company has stripped employment down to its only good part: the part where you get paid.

Your job description is one line: hold $PAYROLL. No hours. No manager. No performance improvement plan. Attendance is measured in tokens, and you are always at your desk.

Compensation is distributed continuously through Paid — directly to your Solana wallet or your X account, whichever you link. The Company does not ask why you want the money. The Company simply pays.

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The Company has never missed a payday. The Company has never had one to miss.

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Terms of Employment

  1. Employment begins the moment you hold $PAYROLL. There is no interview. You were always going to be hired.
  2. Your only duty is to remain on payroll. The Company considers this a full-time position.
  3. Compensation is routed via Paid to your linked Solana wallet or X account. Unlinked employees are still employed. They are simply unpaid, which is traditional.
  4. Resignation is processed by selling. The Company does not conduct exit interviews. The Company already knows.
  5. $PAYROLL is a memecoin. The Company is not a real company. The payroll, however, is the entire point. Not financial advice.
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